Alyson Torns

extracts from unresolved journey

wind comes in it doesn't ask

hello u I'm not u I'm Joshua

have you got any brothers and sisters no I'm going to buy one

i was fine when I was three now I'm four

our seagulls are very friendly if you don't want visitors keep windows shut

it's not too late to have a baby sally's 40

wish my wife was this dirty

want to put him back in

she's been sleeping for an hour says hope she's not dead

today she doesn't recognise me says I look different should have worn my black t-shirt

does your t-shirt say hovis no levis

whose your father

you never wanted to get married

old lady says never trouble trouble unless trouble troubles you

have you bought a dress for your reading?