Under the rule of number
let us proceed.
Because 15% of men >50
develop prostate cancer
& that number is higher the lower
the income
          we have no choice
but to place you at our
High Risk for non-repayment.
You qualify, in a word,
for our Eternal Bliss Life
Insurance coverage
                     but
the insurance premiums
so exceed the loan payments
plus interest it would not be
in your best interest.
                     Unless you
present your testicles
at this office by next
Monday 9 am sharp:
in which case we would
be willing to discuss
a waiver.

Yours truly. . .

CHILDREN OF DIVINE
INDIFFERENCE

COUNTING
ON CHANCE


CHOICE AGAIN
DEMONSTRATES
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