To Robert Burns
It's a Catch 22 situation.
I'm yours, you're mine.
The Freemasons are dogs.
Note: the above lines are sampled from the dialogue of the 1976 costume melodrama 'Burns Night', directed by George Winters and starring Bryant McKenzie and Nicola Appleby. A marvellously bawdy, lurid account of a night in the life of the Scots poet Robert Burns, 'Burns Night' is a piece of cinematic magic which brings to light the poet's connections with the Freemasons.